MObarian

MObarian
Originally uploaded by Ziggy Lankee

Mo sez he luks tuff in his fur cloac, swuord, and seax! Dadi maed me wepuns and I luv them! Mo haz alredi stab'd Momi, Iggi, Ziggi!

Mor Lankees, Les Uthurs!

Wee akus MOmi of nowt givn'g us pikturs.

Mor us, les uthurs! Wee demand!

Nakud and Kleen!

Nakud and Kleen!
Originally uploaded by Ziggy Lankee

Heer wee ar frum the sumur. Wee ar nakud and kleen. This is fotografik evidens of the fakt fur the next tiem sertin peepl want to kleen us. It was a spa treetmint, with owr paws and nowsus get'ng extra kaer.

Aparuntli kleen peepl ar les judgmental than dirti ones. But Mo is stil akkusor the akkusatori!

Ignatius Oliver Kleen.

Nowt Ded Wich Eturnil Lie

Nowt Ded Wich Eturnil Lie
Originally uploaded by Ziggy Lankee

Mo haz seen the siens
Mo sez the starz ar riet
Mo knoz the tiem is neer
Mo warnd yuu...

MOTHULHU RIZUS WUNC MOER!!!!!!

ia ia MOthulhu f'tagn
ia ia MOthulhu f'tagn

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh MOthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Ig Ber Thingi -- Bi Ignatius Oliver Bear-Kuddlur!

Ig Ber Thingi
Originally uploaded by Ziggy Lankee

Heer I am with my U of MO rap to kep mi stuf'd ber saef and warm. Unliek the uthur pets, thees ar stuf'd tois, but dadi and momi got them fur us and wee luv them! The uthur lankees don't haev a rap for theer bers, tho ZZL gaev his ber to Monstur Mo. Hee haz been odli gud laetli. I feel feer and what this bodz...

Bewaer the idz of Zigmund. Bewaer indeed!

Zig Kiet -- bi Zigumund Z. Batkietlord

Zig Kiet
Originally uploaded by Ziggy Lankee

I am fli'ng a kiet! It iz the offishul bat kiet of batlords everiweer!

Aparantli peepl find this fun. I fur one sai fuff kiets and stupid kiet fli'ng. It's windi, kold, and I spent moor tiem pik'ng it up frum the sand than it spent in the aer! Bah and foo! BAHFOO!

(ed note: MO sez bles yuu)

At leest I waz dres'd warmli!

Mo Stalc -- bi Mo P. Niet Stalcur!

Mo Stalc
Originally uploaded by Ziggy Lankee

Mo iz stalc'ng the peepl on the beech. Yuu kan see Mo iz on his tippi pawz to bee cilunt! If thei had been toona, I'd haev feestud on them. Sadly Mo reports that they weer not toona, nor weer thei fish flavurd.

Peesoop Lankees -- Bi Ignatius Oliver Lankee

Peesoop Lankees
Originally uploaded by Ziggy Lankee

Heer wee ar at the sien at Peesoop Lankeesuns! Dadi is stretch'ng hiz arms to maek sur we ar visibil. For onc his big hed isn't in the piktur (Mo maed me wriet that).

Aparuntli the fat mallut-man is Hap-Pea, for yeers dadi thowt it was Har-Pea, wich maed no sens to him sinc the othur one is Pea-Wee. Reed'ng komprihenshun isn't hiz strong point.

This waz on owr wai to the koast, wheer wee staid in MOnteray and in Lankee Kruz. Wee had fun in both placus. Lankee Kruz is wheer I was first reskued frum a lief of sadnus and lonlines. I am glad Momi thowt, "He's kreepi, I loev him". My bruthurs and I ar eesili the most spoilud Lankees in the wurld.

Deth Footbal Bat -- Bi Kownt Bligula BatLord of Bligilvania

Deth Footbal Bat
Originally uploaded by Ziggy Lankee

Nee Ne Ne,
Ne Ne Ne Ne...

Heer I am with my Bat-Awsomson gift frum dadi! Wee got spoil'd reli big ovur the holidais! Momi got us gifts (I got kamo pants!), Dadi got us gifts (magnits!), and then on owr trip wee got gifts (pres'd pennis, pins, and my Batlord Medul!

I for won thinc peepul shud feer me, as I stalc the niet in surch of toona and goodies. Well, I surch the niets that I kan sneek owt of the howse, the wethur iz gud enuf to fly in, and I'm not acleep. But when I do surch I surch with the furi of 1,000,000,000 x infiniti +2 deth bats!

That is al, feer me and kno that mi rath miet be plakatud with offur'ngs and treets.

Nee Ne Ne,
Ne Ne Ne Ne...

MO2 -- bi Mo P. Oxygunhed

MO2
Originally uploaded by Ziggy Lankee

Mo Lankee O'Duudli heer. Mo iz sit'ng at an oxigin bar suk'ng in fresh oxigin. At first I thowt it wud bee reel booz liek at the Jabburlankee, but it was air. Yumi air thow. Espeshuli aftur breeth'ng in the hippi air of Lankee Kruz. Filthi, kreepi, hippi air...

Mo sez he also got soem biets of gelatMO at this saem plaec. Momi and dadi aet mediokr sueshe the niet of this foto. Mo is stil amazd that humins kan aktuli skrew up fish and riec.

Mo wunders about yuu peepul soemtims.

Kooki Igster! -- bi Ignatius Oliver Kooki-feend!

Kooki Igster!
Originally uploaded by Ziggy Lankee

Heer I am star'ng thru a kooki-jar at the Jabburlankee Inn. It is a veri art-hows piktur. I am a hueg fan of al that is kooki relatud in the wurld. I luv:

Kooki Krisp Seriul
Kooki Dow
ChocMO Chip Kookis
ChocMO Chip Ootmeel Kookis
Gingursnap Kookis
Kooki Smel
Kooki Krumbs
Kooki Breth

I liek the Jabburlankee as wel. The ladi that runs it gaev me a nuu naem, wich I liek. Yuu may cal me Ignacio Suave! Yuu kan almowst cee mi nu geen gakut and mi Dr. Ig skarf!

Mo Shrimpus--Bi Mo P. Lankee

Mo Shrimpus
Originally uploaded by Ziggy Lankee

Mo is weer'ng his nuu shrimp sushi magnut. It is hard to cee, but luk at the lowur riet of the skreen and it's on Mo P's nuu pin frum Dadi! Mo beleevus that:
Tis the seesun to spoil lankees
Mo Mo Mo Mo Mo
Mo Mo Mo Mo
Witout gifts Mo P. gets crankee!
Mo Mo Mo Mo Mo
Mo Mo Mo Mo
Giev us now our Giftli Duu
Mo Mo Mo
Mo Mo Mo
Mo Mo Mo
Mo P. desurvs moer than yuu (ZZ and IOL)
Mo Mo Mo Mo Mo
Mo Mo Mo Moooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Sushziggy Birthdai! -- Bi ZZ

Sushziggy Birthdai!
Originally uploaded by Ziggy Lankee

Bekus I waitud soooo inkredibli long for a birthdai gift I got not one, not two, but thre sushi magnut peecus! I have a tuna, a masagMO, and anuthur fish as wel. I frankli shud haev gotun moer for wait'ng so long, sooo sooo sooo sooo sooo long, but a thre peec sushi magnut werur is I!

Igmago--Bi Ignatius Oliver Sushieetur

Igmago
Originally uploaded by Ziggy Lankee

Heer is mi nuuist shirt and my nuu Igmago magnut. I am weer'ng mi pajamamamas, skarf, bindi, and MO's koat. I am warm, stielish, and soemting else kool!

Lankee Fierplaec -- Bi ZZ Komfurt Lankee!

Lankee Fierplaec
Originally uploaded by Ziggy Lankee

Wee haev ben akuzd of not blog'ng. Heer is a post and piktur of us in owr nuu owtfits! Wee haev pajamamamas with butt-flaps! We al got bears tuu, but I waz genurus and gaev mien to MOnstur Mo.

We luk warm on the lamb fur karpit with a toasti fier behind us. Al wee need is hot MOco.