Monday, May 23, 2005

TOONA Nuus-ZZL:, cupr jurnalist

Wee ar bee'ng komputur usurz and wee kaem akros thees artikles. Blu-fin TOONA ar guud, wee wuud liek to se moer konservashun eforts to keep them aliev. Wee also liek BIG EY TOONA, wich haev a guud flavur as wel. Wee luv eetng TOONA, but wee wuud eet les if it wuud help them in the oshun.

In uthur nuus Mommy is sik! Dr. Mo thnks she has soem respotori problum, but he wuud need to maek a few insishuns to find oout. Wee suspekt Mommy wuud not aloww it. Iggy haz been monitorng her kondishun niteli, but wee al kno shee soundz bad.

Daddy haz been paintng hiz litel soldurs. Thei ar smal and he skruwz up a lot and swears. It's funi! Wee ar lern'ng a nuu Mo-kabulari.

Mommy maed a farmur costum for Mo that part of the Lankee histori yeer selibrashun. Hee luuks kwiet industrius in it! Iggy wun the handsoemist brown Lankee of the houus award and karries his trofi everiwear. This handsoem reportur thincs soemthng guud is hed'd hiz wai suun. For uur informashun I axsept both gifts and gift sertifikats....

BIG KAT is stil prowlng arownd, but with moer floors be'ng maed wuudun, it's eesier to heer hur.

BIG KAT dos not oun this hows
she iz no moer king than mous.
The nu flor seemz to foil hur planz
hur walks sound liek the roar of krashng TOONA kans
as she klaks hur wai akros the floor
smart lankees peer frum beyond the door
BIG KAT yuu don't skaer us, we showt
and she nods and wears a BIG KAT powt!

1 comment:

Count Mockula said...

Another excellent poem, Zigmund. I thoroughly enjoyed reading your recent post, and I am certain that something good is heading your way soon.

Love,
Mommy