Friday, February 09, 2007

Droown'ng owr sorows in kandi -- Zigmund Z. Lankee Esq. Baristur and Lawsootur Numbur 1!

As yuu kno we staid in a Resort in Ha-y-ii. Wee also staid at a dumpi hotel fild that waz lowd and maed us grumpi. Wee blaem dadi for it sins he waz too cheep to stai moer niets at the Fairlankee MOrchid. Wee weer soo sad that wee aet alMOst al of MOmi's salt watur tafi. Heer wee ar kawt in the akt of eet'ng the tafi. Despiet the sugur rush, it waz not enuf to maek us forget the king kaMOaMOa hotel and the niets wee had to spend listun'ng to the brokn air kondishunur.

My klients report last'ng efekts of the teribul kondishuns. Mo P. reports that he stil haz flashbaks to the trama. While Ignatius Oliver, viktim supreem, klaims to haev trubul cleep'ng. Wee demand kompunsashun!!!!

1 comment:

Count Mockula said...

Uh, I think your compensation is in that candy right there! Remember the Kona cofee taffies? Mmm.