In uthur hoem nuuz.
Momy read poemz, but sadli noen wer abowt uz. Wee beleev that poemz abowt us wood bee big on the poem-reedng sirkut.
Dady waz a geek last niet and plaid gamz with hiz geeki frends ovr the Internets. We aplodd dady for bee'ng whoo he iz and plaing rol-plaing gamz at his aeg.
Iim hungree and al wee hav to munch on is kumqwats. Yech! Wee want TOONA!
deevin-taestng TOONA
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Quite frankly, the worst pirate news lately has been that I found out they don't talk like pirates anymore. No "Arrr," no "matey" no "avast ye swabbie." Truly, it ought to be required to join the piratical union or something. I'd like to suggest to these modern day pirates that their dialect is one of the most important and unique parts of pirate culture, and to lose that, to assimilate by speaking a standard dialect, well, it hardly seems like pirating, now does it?
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