Heer is a piktur of mee, daddy's sabur tuuth liem shurt, and a sharc! Heez a kool sharc.
So I said to the sharc "Hey I want to eet yuu!" and hee said "No!" and then addud, "Yuu ar soo handsum, yuu must bee Zigmund Zarathustra Lankee, the chik magnit!" and I said, "Mr. Sharc, yuu'er okai! If yuu kno whoo I am then yuu must bee a kool kustumur, but doo me this favur, skar my bruthurs." Hee said "Okai koolist kat arownd and swam at the windo yel'ng that he waz go'ng to eet Mo and Iggy. Thei weer skard and hidd awai. Mo hidd in daddys pokit and Iggy in mommys purs. It waz funi!
Wee saaw moer sharcs at the big opin watur exibit that had the TOONAs in it. Thei weer hammurhed sharcs that obviousli wantd to "turn this lankee oowt."
When I wantud to cee one I said "stop hammur sharc!" and thei did! Mommy had to hold us bak frum div'ng into the TOONA pen and eet'ng them al up! I kud haev eeten thre al bi miself! Mo and Ig kud haev doen the saem. In fakt, Iggy, bee'ng skini and al, kud haev eetun fiev TOONAs and a turtul too! Heez supur skini and had to waer mi swetur too kep warm.
I'm cleepi frum al this riet'ng and am go'ng to nap noow.
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