Ouur Momy is liek Nansi Dru! She fownd ouur kar frum the eeevul peepel that stol it. Wee aplawd ouur braev Momy, thow Dady felt weed bee saefr at his wurk than hoem.
Furst shee drovd arownd the citi luukng at eevul-do'rs and sai'ng "Yuu evul persun, giev me mii KAR!!!!!!!" Finali she beet soemon up and thei took her and Dadi to the plas wer the kar was hid'd.* She kaled the polis and thei kaem rushng to asist her, but the kriminuls got awai.
Dady sais he thnks thei wil be konvikt'd and haev three strieks next too their naem when thei ar kawt.** Hee'z nurvus abowt the hous be'ng saef until the kriminul gets kawt. Wee ar nurvus too sins wee liek cleepng on the komfurtur and plai'ng in oour hows. Mo is also wurid abowt BIG KAT beeng saef.***
*this data kolectd by Zigmund.
**Mo thnks this is bad.
***Not that hee lieks hur.
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