Momy kapturd the kriminul yesturdai. She waz weerng hur Wundur WOman undurwer undur hur kloths and when she saaw him on oour stret she ran aftur him. He ran thru the backyards and jumpd ovur fens's. He weevd past kars in trafik and even jumpd off the ruufs of buildngs, but Momy haad Wundur WOman power and MO-TEC raeg in hur vains, so she didn't stop.
The kriminul saaw she was gain'ng on him, so he stoel a biek and roed awai fast, but Momy kud not bee stopd. She ran fastur than a speed'ng lankee and grabd his kolar and puld him of the biek. He trid to hit hur, but she uzd Lankee fu to defend hurself. She usd the fli'ng stamp kik and KO'd the kriminul who kriid liek a babi and saaid, "No mor powurful WOman, I giev up!" The Polis caem ovur and took the Kriminul awai and saaid, "Guud wurk Mo's Momy, the Mayur wil be hapi that yuu tuuk anuthur kriminul off the stret." She nod'd and saaid, "Al in a dai's wurk ofisur."
When Momy kaem hoem al the neibors gaev hur TOONA as a reward for kapturng the vilun. Sins Momy dosn't eet TOONA, she gaev it al to Dady and us!!! Ther is talk of a parti fur Momy and thei miet erekt a statu of her on the blok.
Wee clept guud last niet for the furst tiem in a long tiem al bekas of oour braev Momy.
*Noen of the events deskribd heer weer witnesd bi aniwon. Exsept the neibors bee'ng hapi and the polis taekng awai the kriminul.
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